Chelsea stars in ‘told you so’ Tottenham jibe

Chelsea stars Frank Lampard and John Terry have today spoken out against former boss André Villas Boas and his handling of the Tottenham job thus far. “Thing about him is right, yeah he… Continue reading

Team GB experiment underway

After 41 years of waiting, Team Great Britain are back, leaving fans, players and coaches alike claiming ‘football isn’t fair’. Following on from last night’s defeat to a Brazilian team valued at around… Continue reading

BREAKING NEWS: Tottenham Hotspur Football Club retire after King retirement

In a completely unprecedented move, Tottenham Hotspur have this afternoon retired as a professional football club following the retirement of club captain and talisman Ledley King. “We’re sorry to announce that as of… Continue reading

Allardyce keen to see Kean in court

West Ham manager Sam Allardyce has instructed his solicitors to begin legal proceedings against his former club Blackburn Rovers and successor Steve Kean. Although little information about the High Court case has yet… Continue reading

Stuart Pearce on David Beckham

Dour faced coach, Stuart ‘Psycho’ Pearce, famous for missing a penalty then scoring a penalty, has today confirmed that he is literally ‘on’ David Beckham. The former England captain is likely to miss… Continue reading

AMERICAN FOOTBALL – Chad Slamburger’s Soccer Digest

Really Like Football are always looking for submissions. Not only do we struggle to write decent content when we have ideas, we seldom have ideas. So when sifting through the countless viagra, PPI… Continue reading

Rangers issue SPL counter-proposal

Following last week’s annual SPL meeting, in which it was decided that Glasgow Rangers would not be allowed to re-enter the top tier of Scottish football, the Old Firm club have issued a… Continue reading

Tuesday Gossip from Jack ‘in the know’ Howes

Really Like Football are here with their very own gossip queen Jack Howes, bringing you all the sizzling headlines before they go, like, soooo mainstream. Brian is set to hijack the Spanish international’s… Continue reading

Tottenham chairman Levy tipped for government role

There is growing support amongst coalition backbenchers for George Osborne to be replaced as Chancellor of the Exchequer by Tottenham Hotspur chairman Daniel Levy. Levy’s frugality in the transfer market has become something… Continue reading

Borini relishing Rodgers reunion

New Liverpool signing Fabio Borini has told Really Like Football that he can’t wait to re-establish his relationship with Brendan Rodgers, who he worked under at both Chelsea and Swansea, a manager who… Continue reading