Bojan seals minimum fee release clause

Mercurial Stoke City talent Bojan Krkic has today sealed a minimum fee release clause with the Midlands club, after signing a new four year deal. Bojan joined the Potters from Barcelona in 2014, following a… Continue reading

No similarities between Pochettino’s situation at Southampton and now claim Spurs fans

   Spurs fans have reacted angrily to increasing press speculation linking manager Mauricio Pochettino with a move away from the club. The Argentinian coach has the makings of a revolution underway at White… Continue reading

Super Sunday a ‘Tough Sell’.

Sky Sports have today admitted that their showpiece ‘Super Sunday’ matchup between Chelsea and Manchester United, may not be as exciting as they’ll probably make out. As Leicester City and Tottenham Hotspur battle… Continue reading

‘Solfies’ linked with ‘being a twat’.

There is a strong correlation between taking ‘Solfies’ and being a twat of epic proportions, it has emerged. Research suggests that Solfies tend to indicate general high levels of whopperishness, bombastic bellendery and… Continue reading

Bloke Considers Leicester U-Turn.

A bloke down the pub has considered revising his position that “sooner or later the wheels are bound to come off of” Leicester City’s season. After a prolonged stint at the top of… Continue reading

“You’re right” Admits Your Chairman

Your Chairman has this afternoon admitted that “you’re right” following another disappointing transfer deadline day for your club. After failing to invest significantly at the halfway point in the season, your chairman was… Continue reading

Fan Really Wants Club to Sign Player.

It has been confirmed that a fan of a Premier League football team, really wants his club to sign a player on Deadline Day. The news has come as a blow to football writers… Continue reading

THE FULL ENGLISH: Dele-ting Our Pride?

Selhurst Park, London, the 84th minute in a hotly contested derby between Crystal Palace and Tottenham Hotspur. With Spurs at risk of losing ground on their title-chasing rivals, something special was needed to break… Continue reading

Internet Winner explains all.

Ben Turr is a 26 year old graphic designer from Salford, and the current winner of the internet. Turr’s status as winner of the internet came about from an interaction with a seemingly inconsequential Facebook post by Manchester… Continue reading