Category Archive: News

Race for Vardy signature intensifies

Really Like Football sources understand that Leicester’s Jamie Vardy is currently being pursued by a number of Right-wing political parties, intent on capturing his signature this summer. With the rumour mill now in… Continue reading

Football writer to copy and paste last year’s Arsenal season review

A football writer has today decided that when writing his summary of Arsenal’s season, he will probably copy and paste the majority of his article from last year. After bowing out to Barcelona… Continue reading

Self-righteous man celebrates IWD with FIFA 16

In celebration of International Women’s Day, a self-righteous man has played his first ever FIFA 16 game using women’s teams today. Alan Etherington, a freelance gaming and tech writer, has purchased the popular EA Sports… Continue reading

Tottenham stars to shun title celebrations

Tottenham stars Hugo Lloris and Harry Kane have today revealed that should the club prove successful in pursuit of their first title since 1961, they will avoid celebrating too much ‘just incase’. Another impressive comeback… Continue reading

Chelsea fans behind Leicester City

With Chelsea seemingly not interested in winning the Premier League this season, and the lack of serious competition from Man United, Liverpool or even Man City, a three horse race as developed at the top.… Continue reading

Fan relieved by FA Cup exit

   A fan of a club is relieved that he no longer has to worry about the FA Cup derailing his side’s otherwise tepid season, after they were eliminated this weekend. With fixture congestion rife,… Continue reading

Wayne Rooney a ‘sentient potato’

The latest injury blow to Manchester United and England captain Wayne Rooney has led startled medical professionals to find that he is actually a potato masquerading as a human being. Rooney picked up… Continue reading

Zouma train rumours false

In the lead up to their crunch Champions League match with PSG, Chelsea have released a statement reiterating that Kurt Zouma is missing from tonight’s squad because he is in fact injured. This is contrary… Continue reading

Liverpool fan’s MOTD running order chagrin

  With the dust settling on a captivating weekend of high-pressured action at the top of the Premier League, it has come to light that not everyone is particularly happy with the current… Continue reading

Moron suffers Adam Johnson Dilemma

An angry man has found himself trapped in spiral of increasing confusion, as the unfolding trial of Premier League footballer Adam Johnson has caused him to have a think about his opinions. The… Continue reading