‘Solfies’ linked with ‘being a twat’.

There is a strong correlation between taking ‘Solfies’ and being a twat of epic proportions, it has emerged.

Research suggests that Solfies tend to indicate general high levels of whopperishness, bombastic bellendery and all-round wand-like behaviour from the photographer. selfiestick

Dr. Bea Turr, head of the groundbreaking study, says that she believes there is an “insurmountable level of proof” to back her team’s claim.

“We’ve seen that Solfies will often occur, in situations that your average person would consider remarkably distasteful, and at the very least, lacking any semblance of self-awareness.

These range from shots of tweed clad, ‘lovely banter’ being had whilst killing small creatures. The haranguing of minimum wage service staff over the time it took to queue for a soy decaff latte. Or even complaining about mansion tax, from a Bentley, outside the front of a food bank.

It’s irrefutable stuff really.”

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