Miller’s Scotland Blow

Kenny Miller has today dealt the Scottish national team major a blow in declaring “I won’t retire”, at a press conference ahead of Wednesday’s crunch fixture against Luxembourg.

Despite being being dropped from their World Cup qualifying double header against Belgium and Wales, Miller is eager to prove his worth to the team.

“The players dunny like me, the gaffa he did ne like me, the fans ne likeus either. Boot et stell means the world to pley fur Scootland.”

The SFA are believed to have offered Miller a “generous” compensation package comprising of various battered foods and high percentage cans of lager, to fuck the fuck off, however he stands firm.