EXCLUSIVE: Jason Roberts is a Premier League Footballer

Jason Roberts likes a smooth head

Sources close to forgettable pundit and infamous t-shirt shirker, Jason Roberts, have today revealed that he is actually a Premier League footballer.

Having recently made headlines as Britain’s most outspoken anti-anti-racism campaigner, it has come to light that Roberts has actually been plying his trade as a striker for the past SEVENTEEN years.

Often seen making less than insightful observations on BBC’s ‘Match of the Day 2’, Roberts has been thrown into the spotlight after his refusal to be seen championing Jason Euell’s ‘Kick it Out’ campaign, on the grounds that too few show their support for it.

Contained within a startling dossier, hand delivered to Really Like Football HQ, are photographs, newspaper clippings and even highlight reels showing Roberts playing for a list of teams including; Wolves, West Brom, Wigan and Blackburn Rovers.

The latest chapter of this duplicitous tale now sees Roberts playing for newly promoted Reading, where he has apparently already scored six goals this season.

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