Following a pointless exit from the Under-21 European Championships in Israel, fans and pundits alike are united in the sentiment that England’s youngsters are ready for the big time. The highly praised English… Read More
Leading researchers from Staffordshire polytechnic have today published studies that reveal “life without football is shit.” Following the close of the football season, several test subjects were tested for increased levels of boredom,… Read More
After a decade spent lurking in the shadows of denial, alpha-male football journo Martin Samuel has stepped out of the closet in what has been described as a ‘watershed moment’ in British sporting… Read More
Football Boglin (H)arry Redknapp, has today spoken to the press gathered outside of Loftus Road, following his appointment as Q.P.R. manager. Swiftly named as the successor to Mark Hughes, following the Welshman’s dismissal… Read More
Following a 3-0 loss to Juventus, and subsequent exit from the Champions League, Roberto Di Matteo has been axed as manager of Chelsea. Owner Roman Abramovich yesterday took the decisive action of culling… Read More
Lionel Messi this evening moved within touching distance of Gerd Muller’s record of most goals scored in a calendar year, following a brace in Barcelona’s 3-0 Champions League defeat of Spartak Moscow. Messi,… Read More
In the aftermath of England’s 4-2 drubbing at the hands of Zlatan Ibrahimovic, sources nationwide are reporting that Stan Collymore jokes are at an all time high. Workplace ‘banter’ is said to be… Read More
Liverpool striker Luis Suarez is once again courting controversy after today dedicating his near leg breaking challenge on Chelsea defender John Terry, to former foe Patrice Evra. Terry, who was playing in his… Read More
Kenny Miller has today dealt the Scottish national team major a blow in declaring “I won’t retire”, at a press conference ahead of Wednesday’s crunch fixture against Luxembourg. Despite being being dropped from… Read More
Outspoken legal eagle Peter Herbert, has today called upon deceased hip hop star Tupac Shakur to stand trial on charges of intent to incite racial hatred. Shakur, of Harlem New York, rose to… Read More
